why hit rock bottom when u can hit my bottom

(Source: toasternudel)

eyes are distracting. you see too much. you don’t see enough.

(Source: plaid-suits-and-paisley-ties)

  • me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
  • friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
  • me: what the fuck i dont have time for this


Illustrations by Daniel Teixeira